So me, my soon to be ex-brother-in-law, my mom, and my niece were all sitting at the kitchen table eating dinner. Well, they finished their dinner a lot faster than I finished mine. (I was still kind of iffy about food from earlier.) As my brother in law was cleaning up, my mom put my niece on the table and let her crawl around. It’s her table, she can do what the hell she wants as long as she doesn’t come crawling toward my phone or my food.
My mom gets the bright idea that my niece needed to dance so she stands her up and starts parading her around. My brother in law pulls his phone out and puts on LMFAO ‘I’m Sexy and I Know It’, to which my niece immediately starts bouncing and going wild. My mom laughs and then yells “We will teach you to dance on the tables the proper way!” She wasn’t joking, she was serious. I don’t know whether to laugh hysterically or sob because I now know what is in my niece’s future.